A Baby Monster

This little baby is the sweetest little monster ever. However, she is a MONSTER. Let me give you a recap of the last two weeks and the things that she has smeered all over her face and in her hair...
1) Toothpaste - There was so much toothpaste in her hair that it was foaming in the bathtub.
2)Lipstick (the same day as the toothpaste) - I think she destroyed about 5 tubes of lipstick. It was covering her face and in her hair thus the picture. Bath number two of the day, I couldn't get all of the lipstick off from around her eyes.
3) A Container of Carmex -She used a laundry basket to climb on my dresser to get the Carmex that was on top of my jewelery box.
4)Hot Fudge and Ice Cream - This was so funny. I went to take a picture but she started screaming because she smeared it in her eyes.
5)Baby Wash- She found one of those mini bottles of baby wash. She dumped the whole thing in her hair. At least she smelt good that day - No bath with this one!
6)Lipstick again - This time she climbed on my bathroom sink with the vanity drawers.
7)A Pool Chemical Test Kit- Poison Control was called for this one. We were at some friends house swimming and she found it. She opened all of the bottles. She had blue all down her leg and on her hands. This was just in a couple of minutes. She was fine. We brought her home called poison control. Told them all of the chemicals. We gave her some milk to reduce the acid if she did drink some. I wasn't sure if she had drank some because some of the chemicals were clear.

Obviously our house is not toddler proof.At least not for this baby!!